Idea for a two-volume book series:
Book one:a life-affirming story about pretentious teens with superiority complexes who have experiences and give nauseatingly quotable musings on philosophy and what it means to be alive, which often involves their enjoyment of books and tea and their condescending view of the popular kids as sheep
Book two:the same exact story, except this time it's being narrated by the teacher who has to deal with these asshole kids on a daily basis but is legally barred from saying "are you fucking kidding me" when they say some pretentious bullshit about how they prefer the smell of old books to the taste of alcohol. The teacher is re-telling the story to her friend at the bar, and her friend refuses to accept that these children could POSSIBLY be as pretentious as she makes them sound
i just need to get my shit together


the new season of game of thrones looks so good

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I had the best day!! I went downtown to meet a friend at the Planetarium and everyone is approximately 1000000% nicer when the weather is nice, like strangers were straight up just waving to each other on my walk to the museum campus. THEN I got into the Planetarium for free because my friend had her teachers’ union card and he was like “I’ll just assume you’re a teacher too” and we saw a show and the guy was so fun!! Then we decided to go to the Field Museum and the girl there gave me a discount too because of my friend’s card so I paid $9 when it would have normally cost me like $40 to see the special exhibit!! I HAD A GREAT DAY AND I LOVE MUSEUMS THE MOST BYE

Tyler Posey: Professional Cheerleader

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What Is Women’s Studies? by Andy Dwyer

What Is Women’s Studies? by Andy Dwyer

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You’ll never get off the island.

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Jaime likes pie now.

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